Uncle Jamie announced to the the family at large that he had asked long time girlfriend, Zandra, to marry him.
Daddy hadn't heard the news, so Miss Lilly , full of excitement at the prospect of the cake and big party being planned, was busting to be the first to tell him.
So Miss Lilly, what does "being engaged mean?" he asked.
"Well Daddy" Says She,"You are trapped in Jail forever."